Tweets

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pdlcomics:

The Case of the Package of the Bees


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bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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oreimo:

job interviewer: wat r ur strengths?

me:hard-working, quick learner, well organized

job interviewer: and ur weaknesses?

me: u know when cute anime girls wink into the screen like theyre winking directly at u? yea that shit gets me weak everytime hahah anyway other than that hire me im great


otarrato:

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

THE NIDORANS

this is the best thing ever oh my GOD

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years