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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

mermaiddrugdealer:

No one actually cares if your straight edge though like wow what a special lil snowflake you are. People have gone thousands of years without drinking alcohol or snorting cocaine and not making it a big deal to everyone in a twenty mile radius but not you oh buddy not you, gotta let the whole world know if vodka was the only thing to wash the taste of satan’s ass out of your mouth, you’d go full human centipede on him. I hope it was worth it holy dick

DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater


gutterhime:

this anime is about a serial killer

cyberjock:

friend: hey man what’s wrong?

me: anime got me fucked up bro